Dear non-danes trying to teach me - a bon and raised dane - danish 

In all languages there are synonyms to approximately all words, and danish is not an exeption. So yes, you can also say “kondom”, and according to the dictionary I normally use, there are also 7 other words for it. If oyu check this link, it shows that the only mistake i did, was the missing space between “svangerskabsforebyggende” and “middel”. 
P.s. it doesn’t only mean condom, but just protection in general.

Conclusion: gtfo my blog if you are only here to correct non-existent mistakes. 

http://www.ordbogen.com/opslag.php?word=svangerskabsforebyggende&dict=ddbo

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   hahaha

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   Hahhahha

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    Fuck asking for a condom.

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    lmfaoo wat?

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    I feel like this could create some odd situations in the bedroom… “Oh, baby, that’s hot.” “Mmmm, don’t stop.” “I want...

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    Well, that screws you over fact-blog-thing =D

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    uhhh the danish word for condom is ‘kondom’. the long word is just a descriptive word, but you’d never hear anyone...

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    Lol. Serious case of what I call “word superglue”, used to (and still) confuses the fuck out of me when reading...

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    lol this is not true hahahahah

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    not true, the danish word for condom is kondom.

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    Thats good, it seems much less complicated.

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    Actually that means “contraception device/stuff” and it would not be one word ;) Unless we’re doctors, we simply say...

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